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[19 Jan 2008|06:27pm] |
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2 report and 3 exam paper to go.............
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| Where the van went |
[23 Oct 2007|05:46pm] |
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I know I'm abit bad but but its damn funny
I think some of u might have listen or test b4 but I just post anyway
Test it on your indian friends only....
1) Ask them to repeat after you: WHERE THE VAN WENT
They will replace the W with a V sound
so u get something like "van the van van"
Dont believe me go try it
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| A Phone Call from Daddy |
[21 Oct 2007|07:08pm] |
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Take it from Sgclub.com, find it funny lol
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy said, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
[Brief Pause]
"Uh, OK, then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"OK, Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."
"O my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
[Long Pause]
[Longer Pause]
Then Daddy said, "Swimming pool? Wait a minute ... Is this 67582827?"
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| 1 + 1 = 3 |
[21 Oct 2007|06:53pm] |
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Don't believe me?
Try this to your friends
1) Show 1 finger: your friend reply : 1
2) Show 2 fingers: your friend reply : 2
3) Show 3 fingers and say "1+1 =?": your friend reply : 3
People who doesn't know how to count!
Lol trust me unless they are real smart if not they will get trick.
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| Interface of my journal |
[27 Sep 2007|05:50pm] |
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More or less change the layout and color
esp the color abit bright but ok la huh, see liao feel more happy right lol?
Haven been updating lately cos too lazy
Just had my study loan submitted hopefully can be approved by next week, and by the week after next my class will start yuppie!
It will be a tough 3.5 years for me T_T
paying sch fee is like paying for a car! poor me!
I need money!!!!!someone donate to me!
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| Finally |
[14 Jul 2007|01:13pm] |
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Woot last class of the term!
kinda miss my classmates
Still have exam TO GO lol
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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| Finally over |
[30 Jun 2007|08:04pm] |
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YES IM FREE!
My nighmare is finally over.
After suffering for 1209600 secs in the camp, I really really need to take a good rest this few days and enjoy life lol
The worse in this ICT is the 4 days 3 nites field camp, I really wanna die
Heng this time no mosquito but I KANA rashes, so suay sia
My whole hand and leg looks like some rotten meat, scary right?
And guess what Im in the office already NO REST! yes NO REST! after ICT straight back to work and I have to work for 18hrs
Just another camping in a different place but much more relax la
WAdOlo? sux thmub lo!
This week got so many assignment to rush, guess it a no rest week until my study week le. ARGH.....................................
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| ICT |
[17 Jun 2007|02:02pm] |
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great tmr is my ICT and I haven really prepare any of my stuff yet!
GOD I think this 2 weeks will be my toughest day of the year from what I have heard cos its High Key ma
Not to mention Im going to sit down in the forest feeding those mosquito like a buffet and bathing in powder! wow shiok right -_-!
and the best of all my hair is so short; I told that lady not to cut until so short but what to do, 10 dollar service what do you expect kevin! >_>
I was wondering why my cough and flu not yet fully recover maybe its a sign!
A sign to pass it to all my bunkmate and hopefully by end of the week everyone got cough/flu and fever then yeah no outfield! U dream ar kevin!
My MCB lab report, I haven started yet, die liao la! Today must finish and print out then next week go there st8 away hand up. Hopefully I can finish b4 end of my shift.
An egg is just like a person
Round/smooth and white in color, everything seems so perfect and pretty on the outside just like the appearance of a person
As time goes by, u will slowly peel off the shell and see whats inside
Just like looking deeper into that person beyond appearance
If its good, U will slowly taste it, and you wan that taste to stay forever in your mouth
Just like a person with good character, U will enjoy every moment with him/her
Although most ppl takes appearance too much consideration, one should understand that appearance is nothing without good character
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| Venting my frustration |
[12 Jun 2007|06:09pm] |
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I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Personality Test |
[15 May 2007|02:18pm] |
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My Personality
| | Neuroticism | | Extraversion | | Openness To Experience | | Agreeableness | | Conscientiousness | |
| You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. As a practical person you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative. You have a strong interest in others' needs and well-being. You are pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.
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Hah how true
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| sickening |
[01 May 2007|05:12pm] |
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down with flu, cough and fever
wht am i doing in the office on labour day :(
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| Exam finally over |
[25 Apr 2007|03:39pm] |
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like the topic says EXAM IS FINALLY OVER
and next week I HAVE CLASSES AGAIN!
so sian why cant I have a full 1 week break with no work and study
This month really broke to the core, wonder how am I gotta surive lol
eat grass maybe haha
And guess what Im gotta defer my resevist cos my time table crashes with it lol. missing 6 lesson 2 each subject if I go for reservist, its too siong for me to catch up and futher more there is one big presentation on that week itself
I consider a BLESSING no need to go reservist haha SONG!!!!!!
BUT haven approve yet so scarli not approve :(
HAHA and I am gotta go COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
But think of it, if I can go for classes and do reservist also good because most of my lesson fall on the execise day lol
YEAH if not reservist means I CAN DYE MY HAIR haha
bore of my hair color I think haven dye my hair for like 4 years?
ARGH........back to work :(
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| Exam going to be over |
[21 Apr 2007|08:27am] |
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Wee one more exam to finish up!
Old shit going to be over after monday but New shit coming week after T_T
My break is not enough!
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| 7 days of nightmare |
[29 Mar 2007|09:00am] |
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Sky are clearing up for me
Im feeling better now
Things suppose to be settle already settle
Dont wanna tok about it
7 days of continuous nightmare at work
3 report to hand up
1 presentation to present
1 assignment to hand up
hah life's arent getting better huh...............
why we must grow up?
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| What will a ovum say to a sperm? |
[28 Mar 2007|01:59am] |
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Said an ovum one night to a sperm,
“You’re a very attractive young germ.
Come join me, my sweet,
Let our nuclei meet
And in nine months we’ll both come to term.”
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| A leopard never change its spot |
[25 Mar 2007|01:32pm] |
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Dun U just hate a person if he dun even learn his lesson!
Once bite, Twice Bite , 3rd time still kana bite.
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