My life as J|e`gE

SPH mediabox

2008-02-28T16:52:55Z

http://www.sphmediaboxoffice.com/promotion.htm

These were the 2 pictures that I had submitted, dunno good or not

Just try luck lol

Old ah MA

Drain

roboteira @ 2008-01-19T18:27:00

2008-01-19T10:29:31Z

2 report and 3 exam paper to go.............

Evil

2007-11-07T12:40:02Z

How evil are you?

Where the van went

2007-10-23T09:50:07Z

I know I'm abit bad but but its damn funny

I think some of u might have listen or test b4 but I just post anyway

Test it on your indian friends only....

1) Ask them to repeat after you: WHERE THE VAN WENT

They will replace the W with a V sound

so u get something like "van the van van"

Dont believe me go try it

A Phone Call from Daddy

2007-10-21T11:10:07Z

Take it from Sgclub.com, find it funny lol

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy said, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

[Brief Pause]

"Uh, OK, then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"OK, Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it, Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."

"O my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

[Long Pause]

[Longer Pause]

Then Daddy said, "Swimming pool? Wait a minute ... Is this 67582827?"

1 + 1 = 3

2007-10-21T10:57:34Z

Don't believe me?

Try this to your friends

1) Show 1 finger: your friend reply : 1

2) Show 2 fingers: your friend reply : 2

3) Show 3 fingers and say "1+1 =?": your friend reply : 3

People who doesn't know how to count!

Lol trust me unless they are real smart if not they will get trick.

Interface of my journal

2007-09-27T10:11:17Z

More or less change the layout and color
esp the color abit bright but ok la huh, see liao feel more happy right lol?

Haven been updating lately cos too lazy
Just had my study loan submitted hopefully can be approved by next week, and by the week after next my class will start yuppie!

It will be a tough 3.5 years for me T_T
paying sch fee is like paying for a car! poor me!
I need money!!!!!someone donate to me!

Finally

2007-07-14T05:14:12Z

Woot last class of the term!
kinda miss my classmates
Still have exam TO GO lol
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

A night in the office

2007-07-07T13:57:59Z

Working at nite is so bored zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Finally over

2007-06-30T12:38:22Z

YES IM FREE!
My nighmare is finally over.
After suffering for 1209600 secs in the camp, I really really need to take a good rest this few days and enjoy life lol
The worse in this ICT is the 4 days 3 nites field camp, I really wanna die
Heng this time no mosquito but I KANA rashes, so suay sia
My whole hand and leg looks like some rotten meat, scary right?
And guess what Im in the office already NO REST! yes NO REST! after ICT straight back to work and I have to work for 18hrs
Just another camping in a different place but much more relax la
WAdOlo? sux thmub lo!

This week got so many assignment to rush, guess it a no rest week until my study week le. ARGH.....................................

ICT

2007-06-17T06:46:52Z

great tmr is my ICT and I haven really prepare any of my stuff yet!
GOD I think this 2 weeks will be my toughest day of the year from what I have heard cos its High Key ma
Not to mention Im going to sit down in the forest feeding those mosquito like a buffet and bathing in powder! wow shiok right -_-!
and the best of all my hair is so short; I told that lady not to cut until so short but what to do, 10 dollar service what do you expect kevin! >_>
I was wondering why my cough and flu not yet fully recover maybe its a sign!
A sign to pass it to all my bunkmate and hopefully by end of the week everyone got cough/flu and fever then yeah no outfield! U dream ar kevin!

My MCB lab report, I haven started yet, die liao la! Today must finish and print out then next week go there st8 away hand up. Hopefully I can finish b4 end of my shift.

An egg is just like a person
Round/smooth and white in color, everything seems so perfect and pretty on the outside just like the appearance of a person
As time goes by, u will slowly peel off the shell and see whats inside
Just like looking deeper into that person beyond appearance
If its good, U will slowly taste it, and you wan that taste to stay forever in your mouth
Just like a person with good character, U will enjoy every moment with him/her
Although most ppl takes appearance too much consideration, one should understand that appearance is nothing without good character

Venting my frustration

2007-06-12T10:13:40Z

I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SHIFTWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personality Test

2007-05-15T06:19:49Z

My Personality


Neuroticism	80
Extraversion	66
Openness To Experience	32
Agreeableness	80
Conscientiousness	27

You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. As a practical person you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative. You have a strong interest in others' needs and well-being. You are pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

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Hah how true

Im a bad student :(

2007-05-05T04:31:02Z

YOUR REPORT CARD:
Category	Grade
Love	B
Friends and Family	C
Body	B
Mind	B
Finance / Career	A
Your Life's Average Grade: B
'What is your Life Grade?' at QuizGalaxy.com

sickening

2007-05-01T09:13:57Z

down with flu, cough and fever
wht am i doing in the office on labour day :(

Exam finally over

2007-04-25T07:51:13Z

like the topic says EXAM IS FINALLY OVER
and next week I HAVE CLASSES AGAIN!
so sian why cant I have a full 1 week break with no work and study
This month really broke to the core, wonder how am I gotta surive lol
eat grass maybe haha
And guess what Im gotta defer my resevist cos my time table crashes with it lol. missing 6 lesson 2 each subject if I go for reservist, its too siong for me to catch up and futher more there is one big presentation on that week itself
I consider a BLESSING no need to go reservist haha SONG!!!!!!
BUT haven approve yet so scarli not approve :(
HAHA and I am gotta go COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
But think of it, if I can go for classes and do reservist also good because most of my lesson fall on the execise day lol
YEAH if not reservist means I CAN DYE MY HAIR haha
bore of my hair color I think haven dye my hair for like 4 years?

ARGH........back to work :(

Exam going to be over

2007-04-21T00:30:18Z

Wee one more exam to finish up!
Old shit going to be over after monday but New shit coming week after T_T
My break is not enough!

7 days of nightmare

2007-03-29T01:10:20Z

Sky are clearing up for me
Im feeling better now
Things suppose to be settle already settle
Dont wanna tok about it
7 days of continuous nightmare at work
3 report to hand up
1 presentation to present
1 assignment to hand up
hah life's arent getting better huh...............
why we must grow up?

What will a ovum say to a sperm?

2007-03-27T18:01:15Z

Said an ovum one night to a sperm,
“You’re a very attractive young germ.
Come join me, my sweet,
Let our nuclei meet
And in nine months we’ll both come to term.”

A leopard never change its spot

2007-03-25T05:38:52Z

Dun U just hate a person if he dun even learn his lesson!

Once bite, Twice Bite , 3rd time still kana bite.

Thanks U for being my friends

2007-03-24T02:17:33Z

Ok I didnt post Eski Bar Pic cos I dont have any Photoshop editor! unless u wan to see full blown pics which will take like 123123123hrs to load! RINN WHERE IS MY PHOTOSHOP PROGRAM AND DREAMWEAVER!

Hm just felt that this entry was needed. In my life I can consider myself to be very fortunate to have good friends/best friend/buddy/brother etc where ever I go/working/schooling/etc.............

Thanks Alex for being my sincere friend during my primary school years, although we always quarrel (u know kids) but after we enter our secondary years we still contact and he is one of my special friend which he actually remember me after so long. I had lose contact with him and I hope I can find back this long lose friend of mine.

Thanks Geraldine for being my rumored GF for 5 years in secondary school and also sharing up/down with me. Its been 12 years since we know each other and we are still contacting each other :). You are my best friend and always will be, although we seldom contact nowadays because we all busy but we never failed to sharing things about our personal life etc.

Thanks Junxian/Yingzhong/Steven for playing a major part in my poly years. Can't list all the fun we had because the list will be so long I will be ban from the webmaster lol but just have to say Thanks for being my "bras". 3 1/2 mask always!

Thanks Dappy, Sara and Rinn for playing a major part in my poly years also. Endless toks and gals stuff which U gals had shared keke I know your secret! and Endless crapyness from rInn lol.

Thanks Chee Kang/Dan/Willy and esp Frog for being my suck cok buddy in BMT. Endless SUFFERING,tok cok session,fun and cleaning(LOL) during our BMT days. Hope to meet up with u guys again in Dec 2007!

Thanks Dawei/marcus/Roy/Ivan for making my life in Atec a lively and happy one. Not forgetting the endless MAmbo we had during our off days ya! Sharing our sorrow to one another and endless cursing and swearing together behind our commander lol.

Thanks Gideon for playing a major part of my life after my NS. Lots of things had learnt from him and he is always there when Im down. Endless gaming/gyming and movie with him was never bored and also feeling more relaxed and being myself.

And last but not least Thanks to all my friends, although I didnt mention your name but that doesn't mean that you dont play apart in my life or not exist in my heart. List will go down if I have to mention all T_T

Lazy

2007-01-13T06:14:09Z

Sat at work
feeling lazy
dun feel like studying
wanna go out and have some fun
feeling something is missing in my life

Sleepy

2006-11-01T04:13:13Z

WTB more sleep! Cant concentrate well in work as well as in school this few days. I kept falling asleep sibei jia lat. Starting from Tuesday I wake up at 5am, back home about 11pm that's like 18hrs of non stop work/travel/sch and I have to wake up Wednesday morning 5am again. I felt so guilty to fell asleep during my work :( and the worse thing was I almost totally switch my brain off during my Anatomy class >_<

Cant go Mambo tonight :( too tired and I need some good rest zzz.

Bad Day

2006-10-26T11:36:16Z

This is the worse day of my work.

Friend just sms me "Sorry today cant come at 6pm",
i was like huh i thought you already say u coming at 6pm?

Next he reply me "im coming as usual 8pm"
wow lao 8pm i thought he was going to come at 630pm or at most 645pm.Im so pissed i gotta miss my 1st lab session for bio which means alot to me.

The best reply of all is "Hari Raya wat"
This message owns me, seriously nothing to say suck thumb.

I wonder how can a person be so inconsiderate, Im quite ok if family got emergency,some urgent stuff to attend to or day b4 hand tell me so i can make arrangement and mental prepare but its a last min thing and it really got on my nerf. GUEST coming and celebrate Hari Raya........... Piss off.

He consider lucky im not that kinda guy that show face for people to see if not i will give him a hard time.

If the same things happen again i gotta send my resignation letter, for now study>work if work cant give me space for my study i gotta give up my work.

roboteira @ 2006-10-21T13:51:00

2006-10-21T05:51:48Z

yoz yoz yoz my 1st journal update for this account. Wonder why i change account? because it sound nicer than my previous username.

Anyway HAPPY DEEPAVAIL! just a update im working during HOLIDAY as usual cant go out T_T when everyone is free.

Dappy you haven send me the pic from WALAWALA. Yesterday WALA's band was ok not too bad they just need some feeling which i felt they lack compare to Ex.

Next week whats our program? Zouk again haha?